"I’m almost fifty-percent sure nothing could go wrong."

Posted 11 hours ago with 1,283 notes

piranhascantsmile:

people have asked me how I get so into fictional things and I’m always like ??? how are you so utterly satisfied with your reality that you have never felt the desire to pretend you’re in someone else’s

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rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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iconuk01:

Seems accurate to me!

Posted 1 day ago with 972 notes

officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

*wears an oversized leather jacket and messy hair* *leans up against some walls*

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Posted 1 day ago with 117,998 notes

sebadasstian-stan:

A+ parenting by deadpool 

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Posted 1 day ago with 10,260 notes
I think that a huge problem is people who read comics and don’t understand the point of superheroes, which is to be the best version of yourself. You love Captain America? Well, you know what Captain America would never do? Go online anonymously and shit on a girl for having an opinion.
Brian Michael Bendis, dropping truth bombs in an interview with Vulture (via brynnasaurus)
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I JUST ORDERED A HARLEY QUINN WIG SO I CAN COSPLAY HER AND I DONT EVEN CARE WHAT YOU GUYS SAY NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

maplehoofs:

WHY

THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE

Posted 1 day ago with 149,737 notes

aegontargaryen:

If you’re with me, Mera- if you’re down here at my side and we do this together I can be happy. I’ll always be happy with you.

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suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

Posted 1 day ago with 68,204 notes